haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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stop it ryan vallee

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Anti Joke

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