Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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