Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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The jets are a good team..

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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