What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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