Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Your mom is so hot your daddy married her and they lived happily ever after

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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