Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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