Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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i hate non minorities!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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donald................duck for president

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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What's 9 +10 19

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