tim has no humor

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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