this qualifies as an actual joke

yeah this is a quote from the book fight club but with george washington instead of Marilyn Monroe

yes i am

This is more of a joke than an anti-joke, imho.

i dont get itt... haha

Washington was buried in a crypt for fear of being buried alive. The more you know.

Why did Patrick become famous? He's a star

He'd be homeless, with no high school education or college degree.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the Hilary supporter say to the Trump supporter? "I respect your affiliation with another perspective , and I respect your opinions. However much I disagree." Whats sad about this joke is that it is not qualifable as an anti-joke because it isn't really a logical response given the circumstances.

You mean casket. A cofffin is a different shape.

This joke is from a book by Chuck Palahniuk except he uses Marilyn Monroe

This is hilarious! Demented, but hilarious!