What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Soccer...

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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