Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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