why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Face Hunter is scum

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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