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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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