where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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