Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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YOU

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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This is not an anti joke.

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c+t+c?

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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