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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

Your mom walks into a bar.

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