what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Anti-joke.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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My butt!!!!

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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