What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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