You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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