You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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