Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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