your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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