How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

CHEEZECAKE

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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