Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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My butt!!!!

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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