What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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tom hall

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Knock knock come in.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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