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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

who is not good looking? mon morello

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