Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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