Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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I like to eat.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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