A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Q: What did the mentaly retarded kid get on his IQ test A: Drool

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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