Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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but there is a road to the super market

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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