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  • This is supposed to be an antijoke. The antijoke would be 'A dyslexic man walks into a bar'. FFS.

  • You clarely Dno't undretsnad Dyslexia

  • It doesn't matter whether it's funny or not - it is NOT an antijoke. An antijoke would be "A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family."

  • This is NOT an anti-joke. This is a perfect example of a regular joke.

  • whats an arb?

  • Guys guess what? WHO CARES, ITS JUST A JOKE IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DISLIKE IT BUT DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY!!!!!

  • Seriously people?!?! Ok so it's a joke, we get it but if you are offended you have the right tone. But don't be calling the creator names because of it. I have dyslexia and I thought it was funny buts it's really not that big of a deal :/ I also have ADHD and I go through people with that, such as on Facebook with status shuffle they have stupid and very offensive status's but yet people call them funny. Think of it, they aren't directly or purposely trying to hurt our feelings in anyway, but it may. But it could be worse. They could be directly saying "Dyslexic people are the most stupid people in the world" but they aren't so you should be happy for that.

  • Why cant I stop laughing?

  • But...that's an actual joke. :O

  • They sometimes have problems with submitting comments. Its irony again people!

  • Why was the little girl crying? Because she got raped by a giant scorpion.

  • This is the weakest attempt at an anti joke and yet its voted up 100+ times?

  • This is not an anti-joke. Just a joke.

  • oh god didnt mean to write it that way hahaha was trying to be funny! but u now know what i mean!

  • i actually cried when i read this!!

  • It took me 20 seconds to figure it out. Dah!

  • Poptars

  • A dyslexic bra walks into a obob

  • YEAH THE GUY WOULD LIKE IT IF SOMETHING WAS IN THAT BRA

  • Who is the nutter talkin bout Hitler,Jews, Gassing,N*****s,Bombers,Dyslexic scum and Retards, Sounds like a cross between Alf Garnett and Victor Meldrew.

  • When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

  • Here is not enough fire impulse in the world to get unspecified person through a custom dissertation. You have to lay money on total pressure of habit.

  • To you commenters: 1. If a dyslexic person sees a word jumbled, then they will say it jumbled as well. My friend did that once. He said "Sand Dipper" instead of "Sand Piper". 2. Don't read anti-jokes, or any jokes at all, if you're not ready to be insulted. Derp. :P

  • A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His wife had hung up her clothes to dry, and the man wasn't looking where he was going. Admittedly, the man's dyslexia has very little relevance to this scenario.

  • man ur mean

  • this is not an anti-joke. this is a legitimate joke. stupid people.

  • no its not! are u dyslexic? no i didnt think so. im a good reader but to me that says bra. my sis told me it was bar. dont make fun of people.especially dyslexic people. like i said jesus loves u all goodbye

  • find your chick and start walking LOL

  • Looks like the anti-joke went over people's heads. It is an anti-joke as long as he walks into an actual bra. It would not have been an anti-joke if bra wasn't a noun. It's a regular joke as long as you see it as a misspelling.

  • Haha, this JOKE is really funny.

  • dyslexic people see word jumbled, they don't say word jumbled you stupid people

  • That's not an anti-joke. It's a regular joke.

  • i dont get it.... he walks into a bar.. so what?

  • Relax, enjoy life. Jeez.

  • Haha ummmmmmmm cheese on toast:D

  • What's worse than than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a train.

  • Haha!

  • Calm down, dyslexics are teople poo

  • Lucky him!

  • the anti-joke should have been, "A dyslexic man walks into a bar, and bought a beer as dyslexic people normally only have problems writing and reading not walking into a bar."

  • Dyslexic people have issues with transposition. They can have issues with entire words, letters, numbers or all three. They also skip lines while reading. The joke is correct if the dyslexic person was writing the joke. Its irony people!

  • Alright, dumbass with the first comment, dyslexia is when you mix up the order of the words, mix up letters, think some numbers are letters, and so on... Way to make a fool out of yourself.

  • Guess what guys? Who cares! It was still funny, anti or not.

  • A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny.

  • A dyslexic man walks into a bra, and bought a bear!

  • I dno't konw if it's an atnijkoe or not, all I konw is taht it's fnuny and you gyus souhld sotp htaing on a fnuny jkoe. God.

  • Guys calm down. It's just a joke. Give them a break; it was funny. Who cares if it's an 'anti-joke' or just a joke. This website is just to make you laugh.

  • And gets slapped in the face.

  • This has to be one of the worst joke books ever published. Just a poor attempt to slap a book together.

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