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  • You clarely Dno't undretsnad Dyslexia

  • This is supposed to be an antijoke. The antijoke would be 'A dyslexic man walks into a bar'. FFS.

  • It doesn't matter whether it's funny or not - it is NOT an antijoke. An antijoke would be "A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family."

  • whats an arb?

  • They sometimes have problems with submitting comments. Its irony again people!

  • This is NOT an anti-joke. This is a perfect example of a regular joke.

  • Guys guess what? WHO CARES, ITS JUST A JOKE IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DISLIKE IT BUT DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY!!!!!

  • That's not an anti-joke. It's a regular joke.

  • When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

  • But...that's an actual joke. :O

  • Here is not enough fire impulse in the world to get unspecified person through a custom dissertation. You have to lay money on total pressure of habit.

  • This is the weakest attempt at an anti joke and yet its voted up 100+ times?

  • Why was the little girl crying? Because she got raped by a giant scorpion.

  • i actually cried when i read this!!

  • the anti-joke should have been, "A dyslexic man walks into a bar, and bought a beer as dyslexic people normally only have problems writing and reading not walking into a bar."

  • find your chick and start walking LOL

  • YEAH THE GUY WOULD LIKE IT IF SOMETHING WAS IN THAT BRA

  • oh god didnt mean to write it that way hahaha was trying to be funny! but u now know what i mean!

  • Seriously people?!?! Ok so it's a joke, we get it but if you are offended you have the right tone. But don't be calling the creator names because of it. I have dyslexia and I thought it was funny buts it's really not that big of a deal :/ I also have ADHD and I go through people with that, such as on Facebook with status shuffle they have stupid and very offensive status's but yet people call them funny. Think of it, they aren't directly or purposely trying to hurt our feelings in anyway, but it may. But it could be worse. They could be directly saying "Dyslexic people are the most stupid people in the world" but they aren't so you should be happy for that.

  • Why cant I stop laughing?

  • This is not an anti-joke. Just a joke.

  • Who is the nutter talkin bout Hitler,Jews, Gassing,N*****s,Bombers,Dyslexic scum and Retards, Sounds like a cross between Alf Garnett and Victor Meldrew.

  • A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His wife had hung up her clothes to dry, and the man wasn't looking where he was going. Admittedly, the man's dyslexia has very little relevance to this scenario.

  • It took me 20 seconds to figure it out. Dah!

  • A dyslexic bra walks into a obob

  • dyslexic people see word jumbled, they don't say word jumbled you stupid people

  • What's worse than than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a train.

  • Haha ummmmmmmm cheese on toast:D

  • To you commenters: 1. If a dyslexic person sees a word jumbled, then they will say it jumbled as well. My friend did that once. He said "Sand Dipper" instead of "Sand Piper". 2. Don't read anti-jokes, or any jokes at all, if you're not ready to be insulted. Derp. :P

  • And gets slapped in the face.

  • Calm down, dyslexics are teople poo

  • Dyslexia has issues with transposition, whether its entire words, letters, numbers or while reading skips down the page. The joke is correct if the dyslexic person was writing the joke. Its irony people.

  • A dyslexic man walks into a bra, and bought a bear!

  • Haha, this JOKE is really funny.

  • Alright, dumbass with the first comment, dyslexia is when you mix up the order of the words, mix up letters, think some numbers are letters, and so on... Way to make a fool out of yourself.

  • Relax, enjoy life. Jeez.

  • Guess what guys? Who cares! It was still funny, anti or not.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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