Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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knock knock who's there ?

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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