When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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