What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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u suck

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Women's Rights.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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Women's rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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