What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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