Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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What did death say to life? Go die

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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