What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Dear John,

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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