what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Seven

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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A ginger was with his friends

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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