Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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