What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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