Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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1+1=2

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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