What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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