What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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