Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.

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Knock knock Come in

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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