What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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