Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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