Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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the bible

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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