Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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