the NAACP

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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The Female Orgasm

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle!"

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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