There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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whats 69+2? 71

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Lacrosse

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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