What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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three black men walk into a bar. they where asked polity to leave.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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