Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Bing

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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