oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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knock knock go away

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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