What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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A whole 'nother.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Anti Joke

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