What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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