whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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