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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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