Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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a man walks into horse bar

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Sex education in Texas,

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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