- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

19th amendment

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Compton

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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