Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Q: What did the mentaly retarded kid get on his IQ test A: Drool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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