A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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