Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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My friend harris is fat.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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