Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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