Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Justin Bieber.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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