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Are You A Zombie?

  • dude... my mom has alzeimers.... so i told her the first half of the joke and she said "who's there" you really called that one

  • This is a real joke!!!!! Why is this here?

  • I dont get it.

  • Wow I submitted this joke a while back and never expected it to get this many likes. Of course its possible that I'm not the only one who did but damn. And to those who think it's offensive: why are you looking for jokes if you are that sensitive? If I had alzheimer's but could still get it I wouldn't be offended.

  • this joke is hilarious, and everyone who thinks it is offensive shouldnt even be on antijoke cause you guys have no sense of humor

  • This is a real joke - doesn't belong on anti-joke. It isn't very funny as it has been done to death, but it is a traditional joke that uses a cliched non-sequitor as its punchline.

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