What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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