Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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this site is an antijoke

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Tim likes girls

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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