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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Knock knock. Come in.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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