What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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