Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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