What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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