Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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cool

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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