What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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a little girl gets raped

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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