Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Barack Obama.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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