- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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