If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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everybody loves raymond

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Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Scott Gomez

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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