Religion

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Women's rights

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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