why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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My parents died!

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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