why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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4/20.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Black people being friendly.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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I'm Halarious.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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