A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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    A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face"? The horse replies, "Evolutionary Design".

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    Haha these r hilarious

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    a priest, a rabbi and a horse with a frog on his shoulder walk into a bar. the barman says "what is this, a joke?"

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    I have no idea if Bar Rescue is real, but there was an episode where some idiot brought a horse into a bar...

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    A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face"? The horse replies, "Because I am a horse and horses have long faces."

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    this is hilarious. an anti-anti joke in my opinon. or better put, i lol'd

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