A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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