Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

your mom.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

The meme walks out of the bar.

What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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