how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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