Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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