What page are you on The gay page.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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