Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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