In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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