how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Why so serious ?

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What page are you on The gay page.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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