- Anti Joke

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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