Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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