The government

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book

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