Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

What's older than history? Pre-history.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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