Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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