What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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