2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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