Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Error 37.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Your Mom The End.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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