A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

knock knock who's there no one

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Adele walks into the stables

neil patrick harris

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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