What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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