What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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