How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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