What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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