what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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