why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Anti Joke

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