Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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