Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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