Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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