What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Anti Joke

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