- Anti Joke

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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