What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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