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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Bark I'm a tree

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What are we then hypocrites?

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