What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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