A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Pokemon go: Team mystic

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!


Want more? You might be interested in...