A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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