Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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