Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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