The Earth is a nice place to live.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

want to no whats funny what your mom

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

the joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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