What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.


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