Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

What's one plus one? two.

Reed is poopin

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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