You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

What do you call a bear. Rob.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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