A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

I don't get it

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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