- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

womens rights

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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