Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

I'm hungry.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book

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