A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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