- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

An anti-joke

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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