In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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