Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

YEAH THEY DO.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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