- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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