Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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69.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Anti Joke

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