Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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