Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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dallen loves penis

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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