- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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