I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

An Asian person drove home safely.

Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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