- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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