Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Guest what in the butt

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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