What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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