- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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