what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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like if your cool

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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