Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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