Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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