What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Andoni was here

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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