- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Roses are red Im adopted

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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