- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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