A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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69.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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