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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat


If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.


Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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