Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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