- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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